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Tickets are now on sale for the Courtyard Theatre, London on October 22nd… Head here to buy: http://bit.ly/1uTPQyS (this is a 14+ show)AND here’s the first look of the artwork for our brand new EP ‘EXIT, PURSUED BY A BEAR’ featuring 5 completely new tracks available to pre-order from this Monday… Keep an eye on Twitter over the weekend where we’ll be revealing the track-listing (Follow @ToKillAKing)Thanks to Wolf James Photography for this beautiful shot!

the new EP is finally annouced! I’m so excited for it!

fuckyeahtokillaking:

Tickets are now on sale for the Courtyard Theatre, London on October 22nd… Head here to buy: http://bit.ly/1uTPQyS (this is a 14+ show)

AND here’s the first look of the artwork for our brand new EP ‘EXIT, PURSUED BY A BEAR’ featuring 5 completely new tracks available to pre-order from this Monday… Keep an eye on Twitter over the weekend where we’ll be revealing the track-listing (Follow @ToKillAKing)

Thanks to Wolf James Photography for this beautiful shot!

the new EP is finally annouced! I’m so excited for it!

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(Neat Dandelion final) Also about the three kids already in college, they are in their junior year (I have to play with them a little more since the timeline is beginning to get screwed up) and all DEANS LIST! Lastly, the m!preg guy, I looked it up and apparently it is going to be an alien (no joke)! It was an accident and the kicker is he is a romantic but no one wants hokey his pokey and he is sad! I am here laughing at his misery because it was an accident and I don't know how it happened!

your children are so smart i am so proud!! haahhhahaa I FORGOT ABOUT M!PREG GUY this is the best thing wow no one wants to hokey his pokey i’m crying this was a rollercoaster from start to finish

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(Cool Dandelion part2) The mom(call her nope) got one of the bachelors to move in with her (call him dude) and dude is now help raising the kids while the mom continues being a failure at everything. Nope and dude are engaged while the stalker trash guy is now a side guy because he kept poking dude which hurt his feelings (the guy was a sobbing mess). When the twins are kids more babies will be made. The kicker is nope doesn't like marriage for some reason but she goes along with it! Continued..

8+ kids this is my dream that is a dream life

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Okie-dokie Sun Grape! See? That is your Dandelion being "hip". (I tried) First, the woman still has EIGHT KIDS but the youngest are now toddlers while one kids grew all the way up but she ended up not meeting her requirements in her aspiration so I cheated and made her a romantic then took her to a night club. The whole family moved to a custom house built by your truly because the dead guy kept making everyone LITERALLY wet their pants! I am gonna make this into two or three parts again. Sorry!

oh my god he made everyone pee themselves this is the greatest ever i love this so much

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remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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curly locks.

ladiescumbag:

curly locks.

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people who are a combination of attractive witty adorable and talented

you stop that

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We Move Like The Ocean
Bad Suns

badsunset:

I fell in love in a dream, but I can’t remember your face

Take me for a test drive

Chew me up, spit me out

I don’t need your pat on the back, no

Simon x Kieren → relationship

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it’s 1am

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